What the Christ

Yes this exists. Because who doesn't want a $15 six pack of hentai soda?

Universal truth of the day

Cherry pits are by far the most fun pits to spit....I just made that rhyme and I wasn't even trying.

I think this speaks volumes about me

I Just joined the Kelly's Legend club because face book promised me if I did I could have a free soda and cheese fries tomorrow. So take that for what it's worth.

My Idol god of the week

Kellys roast beef and cheese fries. the reason I am going to have a heart attack before I turn 30.