Black Market Organs

So I am so stressed out strapped for cash strapped for time I have started mulling over selling my extra kidney. For those not in the know I have 3 instead of the usual 2. Every time I get like this I try and remind myself that if I were to sell it on the black market it would probably be dug from my body with a rusty grapefruit spoon in a dirty bathroom in Tijuana by some doctor with the credentials of doctor nick from the Simpsons, this usually snaps me out of it.


disclamer

I would not actually sell you my kidney so don't ask. The only way that thing is coming out of my body is if it is causing me harm or a loved one needs it.