What the Fuck spoiler Alert

I have this bad habit of looking up the endings of movies that look horrible but I secretly want to see. The latest one was Orphan for those of you unfamiliar please take a gander.



So ready for the twist the one that legit made my brain bleed?!? Ester is a 33 year old dwarf who has dabbled in prostitution....I kid you not.

What the Christ

Yes this exists. Because who doesn't want a $15 six pack of hentai soda?

Tears for Fears

Molls showed me this last night and I almost pissed my pants laughing.

I'm on my third cup coffee

Ok so as the title states I am on my third cup of coffee as a result of this my thoughts are as jittery as my leg right now. I have essentially taken the Office Space approach to work at this point in time. I answer questions respond to my e-mails and spend the rest of the day not caring and usually getting my school work done.

You have to understand I do feel bad about this to a point but not bad enough to try any harder. I have been paid the same amount since I got hired here two promations and I still have the same hourly rate of the people I am a "supervisor of". I asked for a raise a year ago and my understanding is the CEO refuses to sign the paper work from HR granting me the money I at least at the time deserved. After 6 months of that I slowly stoped caring, the company obviously doesn't so why should I. To clear some thing up the lack of pay increase has nothing to do with te econmy, my company is actually thriving and making more money than ever before. But enought bitching about that and on to the next topic.

I took the bait and will be meeting with the ex from two years ago next week, I am sure awkwardness will insue. I'm just too damn curiouse about being contacted out of the blue. So we'll see how that goes, I just really hope he doesn't think it's a date.

Well that is all I've got right now. Nothing intereasting or fun just caffine induced rambelings.

The ex Files ( origonal I know)

I got a strange message on Myspace the other day from a boy I dated for a month two years ago. He apologized for the way he broke up with me and then proceeded to say if I ever wanted to meet up for coffee or a drink to send him a reply. I currently have three theories for this random note.

Theory one: He is turning thirty next year, just quit his job ( also mentioned in the e-mail) and will be attending grad school in the fall. He is having a what does it all mean and where I am I heading High Fidelity phase. Contacting past girlfriends trying to figure out where it went wrong etc.

Theory two: He is in some sort of twelve step program and is at the step where yo apologize to everyone you think you have wronged.

Theory Three: he is trying to retro date or whatever the new hip term is for reconnecting with old crushes and significant others on social networking sites in hopes of rekindling what was there.

Now I am not sure what to do with this. We dated for a month we broke up it sucked I took a night to cry, get drunk and eat late night bagel sandwiches with one of my best friends and I moved on. I am kind of curiouse to contact him just to find out what prompted this attemtpt to contact me after 2 years. I have no desire to date him again ( I have an amazing boyfriend thank you very much) and I don't even know if I would want to be friends with him ( in all honesty when we dated the conversation was always awkward and strained) What would you do in this situation?

Universal truth of the day

Cherry pits are by far the most fun pits to spit....I just made that rhyme and I wasn't even trying.

I think this speaks volumes about me

I Just joined the Kelly's Legend club because face book promised me if I did I could have a free soda and cheese fries tomorrow. So take that for what it's worth.

Just a thought

Any social networking widgety thing that tells you invite x amount of friends in order for this to work, isn't going to work.

Also no one wants to give you a free gift card, I pod or cell phone for clicking on an add.

In Addition if you send this e-mail to 30 of your friends no video will pop up, the name of your soul mate will not appear and your phone will not ring.

Lastly facebook , Myspace and AIM are not going to start charging and or delete your account if you do not forward this to 50 people.

I'm just saying...